My cat is so damn cute I can't stand it?

He is a 3 year old tuxedo male, medium hair. I swear he is like a teddy bear to sleep with at night. Right now he is sleeping on my pillow making sucking noises and I guess he is dreaming. But he is so freakin cute. He follows me everywhere like a dog and he comes running when I call him. He is always already half way down the driveway when I come home from work everyday- and the drive way is so long. He raised my 11 month old kitten like he was his own mother lol He still washes him and protects him. Sometimes he will lick my forehead and whenever my alarm doesn't go off or I forget to set it, he wakes me up anyway. He is such a sweetheart. He broke a family heirloom and broke pretty much every glass object in the house because he likes to hear and see things crash to the floor. I think it entertains him. My mom hates him bc of this. He ate my two pet frogs and tried to eat my lizard. Every morning he wakes me up at 5 am knocking things off the dresser and basically destroying inanimate objects. I just yell and go back to sleep. Sometimes it gets so bad that I have to put him outside just to go back to sleep. LOL But in all, he is like the best cat in the freakin world :) P.s Im not a crazy cat lady haha! So what do you think?